Roni And Will (My Closet Monster)
I'm the Queen of the Ninth Circle, my best friend/ imaginary monster in my closet is the King. We're not a couple, Just great friends…he's gay. He lives in my closet, you should've seen it coming.
- Don’t Stop Believing
- Bohemian Rhapsody
- Living On A Prayer
- Come On Eileen
- Sweet Caroline
- Shot Through the Heart
- Pour Some Sugar on Me
- Sweet Home Alabama
- Under Pressure
- Shook Me All Night Long
- Ice Ice Baby
- Cotton Eyed Joe
- 500 Miles
- Wonderwall
- Buddy Holly
- A Thousand Miles
- Teenage Dirtbag
- Red Solo Cup
- Mr Brightside
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Eye of the Tiger
- Chicken Fried
- American Pie
- I Love Rock and Roll
- Dancing Queen
- Don’t You Want Me
- We Will Rock You
- The Time Warp
- Hey Jude
- Piano Man
- This Is How We Do It
- Drops of Jupiter
- Hey Soul Sister
- In The End
- All The Small Things
- Stacy’s Mom
- Kryptonite
- All Star
- You Found Me
- Bad Day
- Bring Me To Life
- Dance, Dance
- Sugar We’re Going Down
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies
- All The Small Things
- Ocean Avenue
- Dirty Little Secret
- Margaritaville
- Sk8er Boi
- Brown Eyed Girl
- Life Is A Highway
- Some Nights
- Little Lion Man
- Breakeven
- Hey There Delilah
- Viva La Vida
- Use Somebody
- Carry On My Wayward Son
- Take On Me
- 1985
- Iris
- I’m Awesome
- Seven Nation Army
- September
- Since U Been Gone
- Skinny Love
- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
- Bye Bye Bye
- Say It Ain’t So
- Somewhere Only We Know
- I’m Yours
- Last Resort
- My Girl
- Tiny Dancer
- Roxanne
- Shout
- I’m a Believer
- Soul Man
- Feel Good Inc
- Check Yes Juliet
- Walking On Sunshine
- MMM Bop
- Pumped up Kicks
- Hooked On A Feeling
- It’s A Beautiful Day
- Summer Girls
- Before He Cheats
- Happy Together
- You Make My Dreams Come True
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
- DONTTRUSTME
- Shake It (Metro Station)
- Juke Box Hero
- Girls Just Want To Have Fun
so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP
Rebloging with the playlist.
as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist
If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!
homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af
Ain’t gonna lie
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES
HE HAD IT COMING
HE HAD IT COMING
HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME
Zelda to Chicago in 0.2 seconds
(via succeeding)
Previews of my pieces for Oh, Cruel Fate, a gothic themed zine.
I illustrated some Edgar Allan Poe stories (can you guess which ones?) There’s only a week left for pre-orders, so check it out!
business email glossary
| thanks in advance: | get this done by the time i press "send" |
| thanks for your interest: | why'd you have to bring this up |
| would you be so kind: | fucking do it |
| best: | i have never physically met you |
| all best: | this conversation is over |
| all my best: | i wish you would die |
| happy to help: | this is the easiest thing in my inbox |
| i hope this helps: | i've done all i'm willing to do |
| i did a bit of research: | i googled it, because you're too lazy to |
| sorry to chase: | answer my email |
| so sorry to chase: | answer my FUCKING email |
| i am really sorry for being a pest but: | i am LIVID that you are ignoring me |
| please contact my colleague: | this isn't my problem |
| i'm copying in my colleague: | this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it |
| i'll check and get back to you: | i might forget to |
| i'll let you know when i hear anything: | i will forget to |
| can you check back with me in a week?: | i'm hoping you will forget to |
| per our earlier conversation: | i just yelled at you on the phone |
| great to chat just now: | you just yelled at me on the phone |
| thanks!: | i'm not mad at you |
| thanks!!: | please don't be mad at me |
| thanks!!!: | i'm crying at my desk |
| please advise: | this might be your fault |
| kindly advise: | this is entirely your fault |
| mind if i swing by?: | i'm already in the elevator |
| can you confirm for me: | you told me before and i deleted the email |
| sorry if that was unclear: | i think you're an idiot |
| let me know if you need anything else: | please never contact me again |
| Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today - | |
| Please respect my work process: | just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think |
| me: | hello darkness my old friend |
| darkness: | do i know u |
How Infinity War is gonna be.
Rockets gonna spend the whole movie convincing people he needs Bucky’s arm for a “plan”
Finding an old USB flash drive that you thought was lost is this generation’s version of a time capsule.
meme over folks
Humor has gotten so abstract at this point that at first I thought this was an actual meme made by like, internet jokesters, not a literal paid advertisement.
Dominos is woke
(via yoon-ity)
BLOSSOM
BUBBLES
AND BUTTERCUP
HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME
AND THE
FORCES
OF
EVIL
(via may)
| Someone: | Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together! |
| Me: | thanks i made this one special just for you |
every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face
She basically punched a Nazi before this whole discourse started
(via perks-of-being-chinese)